I Hate Spamers

I am so angry I just spent the past hour deleting spam off my blogs. One of my blogs had over 100 spam messages. What posses people to do this? Do they have nothing better to do with themselves? The cowards post it under anonymous grow a set of balls and put your name and url so I can come visit your ass and type in a bunch of crap. I hate spamers they should be shot in the hand or have their fingers ripped off.

For Mom And Dad

Hey mom and dad just wanted to put this video of the kids together for you miss you love you.

Just A Little Funny For Ya

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel

horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

A Whole Lot O' Nothing

I'm here! man talk about a long break feels like I was gone forever. I missed sitting here with a blank mind wishing I had something so totally awesome to say and ending up with a whole lot of nothing.

I know you are all thinking "what was she doing the whole time she was away?"

I was doing NOT A DAMN THING!!!

I did so want to come back to blogging with all of these wonderful fun filled stories to tell. Stories that would dazzle and amaze you but alas all I have to write about is a big fat bunch of nothingness.

So since my life is so humdrum and and full of nonexcitment I'm going to start making up things.