I'm sitting here trying to think of something exciting to write something that will make the unique visitors who come to my page want to actually let me know they were here by leaving a comment. But the words are not coming to me the witty commentary that I read on other blogs,blogs that have high page rank or outstanding Alexa stats. These blogs are good the one thing I notice they all have in common are their bluntness if that's even a word. They say exactly what's on their minds and it works. They curse often and say things that most only think.
I on the other hand try to keep my blog clean and curse word free and guess what it's not working for me. I have a foul mouth at home in real life the f word comes up often I try not to use it in front of my kids. I do say ass in front of them they get a kick out of it and it's not as bad as some of the others I could use. Like when my son farts I say to him "tell your ass to stop talking shit" he laughs every time. I know what your thinking why would I say that to my son that's not a very good mommy thing to do but he is 11 and if you and him only knew the things I did when I was 11. You wouldn't be thinking that at all you would actually expect it from me.
Oh the stories I could tell you about my fun filled youth things that would make you think "oh my god is she for real she actually did that at 11" yup been there done that and more. I grew up with 2 older brothers as my role models and you learn from your peers right? Good or bad it doesn't matter. I tried to be a "good" girl and do the things other girls my age did but to be honest it wasn't as much fun. Hanging out with my brother who was 4 years older and doing crazy get into big trouble things was how I rolled. Good thing for us we were good at doing bad things and we never got caught. My parents would have shit twice and died if they knew what we were doing.
So you see saying shit and ass in front of my kids is tame for me and I promise that's as bad as it will get for them but I can't promise it here any longer I must be me and I hope I don't offend any of my daily readers if I do I'm sorry please don't leave me to find less mentally ill blogs to read. I will try to keep in mind that some of you probably don't think as warped as I do and keep it as civil as I can and I will try not to use the f word. That is if it doesn't just fit really cool into the point I am trying to make. Have you ever noticed how sometimes it really is the only word that will work to get your point across? I know I have.