I am going to tell you about some blogs I have been reading lately I want you to keep in mind that these blogs are adult content. There is no nudity just some adult language on occasion. Well one or two may show their willy from time to time and one of you know who you are.( JK). So here it goes I am going to do this linky love in story form.
So my day has been filled with the usual stuff cleaning the house cause after all I am not an undomestic diva. When I finished the house work it was off to mow the lawn I don't know if any ladies reading this have ever had the privilege of using a riding lawn mower but I do. Could be a southern thing kind of like attack of the redneck mommy or something. But anywho I am riding the mower around the yard the wind is blowing have you ever had the wind in your vagina? It is a wonderful feeling! The sun is shining and I am singing Mr Rogers's Neighborhood song in my head. I come into the house and am listening to the television and I hear them talking about this kid doing some kind of idiotic thing did you know an oxymoron is not an idiot with zits huh who knew? I guess this kid must think he is some kind of slicksumbitch or something to think he is going to get away with what he did. I bet when his parents find out it's going to be like dad gone mad .I'm sure I will be hearing about that on the boob tube next. So that's my story and I'm sticking to it.