I Broke It !!!!!!

What did I break? The lawn mower again it is the second time I have done it.The first time I bent some rod in the front when I hit a giant dirt patch. This time I bent a blade when I ran over a log near the wood pile.I thought I had gotten them all picked up I guess I thought wrong.You know it always seems to happen when The Man is away for a week so I have to wait that long to get him to fix it. Look at him working on the mower doesn't he look so big and strong and manly?











He got it fixed and off I went to mow the lawn which by the way is so over grown it is going to take me twice as long to get it done. Oh well it's all good I don't mind it gives me a chance to get outside and get some fresh air.Also keeps me off the computer my ass is becoming way to wide and numb from sitting here so much.

I'm In A Panic

Ok let me start by saying these are pictures of some of my front and back yards.





I am in a panic because one of my friends from NJ is coming on Saturday to visit me. This is her first trip here and my huge ass yard needs to be mowed yet again.No problem right. Wrong! It is to effin hot to go out and sit and bake in the sun on the mower. Normally I enjoy the vibration of the mower Opps did I say that out loud? I mean I enjoy zooming around the yard cutting the grass and watching out for the toads so I don't run them over. But when it is 90 plus degrees out I would rather pull my nose hairs out.

The reason I am so concerned about the yard is the fact that my friend is someone who I care for deeply but must say is a bit obsessive.She used to come over to my house in NJ and if the yard was just a little messy she would just start cleaning up. There were a few times when she actually got out the mower and well you know what that meant. So I am sitting here waiting for the sun to go down so I can try to get some of it done. I am glad however that she gave me a weeks notice so I can get it done before she gets here.

Good thing I have the house in pretty good condition in anticipation of her coming here.Or my goodness I would be going out of my mind trying to get it all done.