2008-11-09

I Have A Confession To Make

Haha made you look!!!!!!

You thought I was going to make some confession about being a bad wife or mother or homemaker. Nope not me for one thing I sent my man off to work happy he got him some much needed SEX..... And it was in the middle of the day room bright and all. So no bad wife.

My kids were showered and fed and looked pretty darn spiffy when they went to bed so no bad mom.

The dishes are piled high in the sink the floor needs to be vacuumed and something stinks. Oh no bad homemaker!!!! Ok so I have been neglecting my housework but give me a break I have been blogging for goodness sakes. That is so much more important than the dishes, vacuuming and Do you smell something?

I do other things besides blog I read my email I do other things just nothing is coming to mind at this very moment. Do you smell that?

Oh yeah I thought of something I read emails no wait I said that already OH I know I see if someone posted yet.No wait that has to do with blogging..... OOh I know I post on my other blogs no wait that is blog related as well. Hmmmm I guess I don't do anything else but blog so what?

Like you can judge me I bet you have some housework that needs to be done... Some laundry laying around somewhere. A few dust bunnies hiding out in secret places you just are not going to admit it like I am.. You admire me for my truthfulness you want to be me and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?

Ok so I have to go blog I mean find out where that smell is coming from..Wish me luck from the odor it is putting off I am for sure going to need it. Oh and if you don't hear from me later it could mean that whatever it was that stunk me off the computer may have been toxic..



It was just the cat litter it had like this green cloud looming over it you know like you see in cartoons. No wonder the cats decided to poop on the floor they couldn't tolerate the odor either.JK About the pooping on the floor that would be yucky.

8 comments:

Toni said...

Funny funny stuff!!! I hear you, housework takes a back seat in this house as well!!!

Tiffiney said...

I agree...housework come second when in line to blogging...lolol...my house is looking pretty bad..will clean later..hahahaa...

Slick said...

That's why I got married and all...so I wouldn't have to be annoyed by housework ;)

Don't tell Trish I said that, pleeeeeeaaaase

Tammy said...

Hey that was quick!!! This one popped up!

Rhonda said...

You keep me laughing all of the time. I understand the housekeeping not working out very good. My husband is a come home person and please don't do house work when i get home person. If i don't have it done when he gets here it doesn't get done until he goes to work the next morning. I promise it gets done though. lol

Tina said...

haha thats what happens girl when you get th blogging buzz, im so lacking on my chores lately!

Lady Banana said...

I must confess.. housework is not the top of my to do list either! LOL

Boy Mom said...

Open a Costco bag of Baking Soda and keep on bloggin'