Through My Eyes Fridays

Hello and welcome to Through My Eyes Fridays a weekly meme. The idea is simple show the world what you see either out of your window of your house or through the windshield of your car. Take pictures with your camera or your cell phone show us the sky above you or the ground below you.

You can also post videos if that is how you want us to look through your eyes it's up to you.Share pictures of your kids the furry ones or the not so furry ones. Is your desk a mess or is it the most organized thing in your home. What's in your home or out your front door we want to see your world through your eyes.

So I want to tell you how this meme is going to work

1. If you wish to play along please leave a comment here with your blog name so everyone who is playing can come to your blog to take a look.
2. Please use the logo above in your post linking back to this site.
3. Please lets keep things PG rated for all of our family oriented blogs
4. When making your post please use the following sentence
"This is what you see when you look Through My Eyes"
5. Have fun!!!!!

This is what you see when you look through my eyes at my kids. They decided to be Sumo wrestlers and shoved blankets down their shorts.They were running into each other and knocking each other down it was so funny.

I'm So Bored I Could Just

About do anything except for the following things

1. Clean the house
2. weed the garden
3. wash clothes
4. do dishes
5. mow the lawn
6. clean the kitty liter
7. read a book
8. brush the dog
9. dust
10. iron
11. mop the floors

See what I mean there is nothing to do I am so bored.......

I Have A Confession To Make

Haha made you look!!!!!!

You thought I was going to make some confession about being a bad wife or mother or homemaker. Nope not me for one thing I sent my man off to work happy he got him some much needed SEX..... And it was in the middle of the day room bright and all. So no bad wife.

My kids were showered and fed and looked pretty darn spiffy when they went to bed so no bad mom.

The dishes are piled high in the sink the floor needs to be vacuumed and something stinks. Oh no bad homemaker!!!! Ok so I have been neglecting my housework but give me a break I have been blogging for goodness sakes. That is so much more important than the dishes, vacuuming and Do you smell something?

I do other things besides blog I read my email I do other things just nothing is coming to mind at this very moment. Do you smell that?

Oh yeah I thought of something I read emails no wait I said that already OH I know I see if someone posted yet.No wait that has to do with blogging..... OOh I know I post on my other blogs no wait that is blog related as well. Hmmmm I guess I don't do anything else but blog so what?

Like you can judge me I bet you have some housework that needs to be done... Some laundry laying around somewhere. A few dust bunnies hiding out in secret places you just are not going to admit it like I am.. You admire me for my truthfulness you want to be me and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?

Ok so I have to go blog I mean find out where that smell is coming from..Wish me luck from the odor it is putting off I am for sure going to need it. Oh and if you don't hear from me later it could mean that whatever it was that stunk me off the computer may have been toxic..



It was just the cat litter it had like this green cloud looming over it you know like you see in cartoons. No wonder the cats decided to poop on the floor they couldn't tolerate the odor either.JK About the pooping on the floor that would be yucky.

What's In A Name ?

I was over at LadyBanana's place and she had this post about looking up your name in the urban dictionary. I went to look up mine and here is one of my favorite definitions

Tina
the most beautiful girl you will ever lay eyes on. she has long pretty hair and big brown eyes. she will reel you in at hello, she is amazing in every way.
John: "Oh gosh Bobby, I met Tina yesterday "
Bobby: "JOHN NOOO I CALLED DIBS REMEMBER"
John: "I'm sorry but no dibs on Tina, shes too perfect to be shottied by only one guy. "

WOW could it have been more right on? I think not!

I only posted this one because the other meanings were something along the lines of crystal meth. yeah ok!

Go and see what you name means http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tina let me know what you get.(I hope it is as good as mine)

Funny From The Father-In_Law

I found it...And you thought there was no such place, huh????










You will all be so pleased to receive this....... How many times have we been 'up there without one!'

A Funny From My Father-In-Law

Red Neck Tank Top

No words will suffice just see the picture.
I can't believe I have never seen this before !!!!


I think now I can say--'I've
seen it all'

Redneck tank top...
seen recently at a tractor pull.

Look
Closely!!




Do you see the things my father-in-law sends me he's so funny. Do you see that it is in fact mens underware?

Random Thoughts

1. How come they don't use a lawn mower motor in "back massagers "? (wink wink). They sure would make a killing on them.

2.Why don't they make the water output on above ground pools just a little stronger for those of us who like to hang our legs outside the pool?

3.They have trucks and cars with air conditioned seats (The part where your butt is)so why not add some vibrating action to it also and no one would complain about being stuck in a traffic jam. People would actually go looking for them.

4.Someone should make gear shifts for truckers that are shaped like a vagina so men wouldn't miss their wives so much. Also this may keep them from the trucker tramps. Just a thought!

5.Maybe there should be an office chair with a hole in the middle for those of us who spend so much time on the Internet that we barely make it to the toilet. I'm just saying.

6.I have heard that some men like the fact that women have to wear seat belts,because the seat belt rests in between the boobies and makes them look good. Well they should have seat belts with fake boobies on them for those women who have small boobies.This way they can feel confident when they are driving that some guy passing by is saying "man did you see the hooters on that chick?" Just my thought if you have small ones and like them that's great. POWER TO THE BOOBIES!

7.Automobiles should come equip with a really long arm so you can smack the ass in front of you who
a.didn't use his blinker when turning
b.decided to turn said blinker on at very last minute.

8.There should be warning labels on clothes. Jeans- WARNING these jeans may look great when you first put them on but after meals your ass may widen causing tightness in not so flattering areas. Bras- WARNING after 6 hours of wear breasts will begin to go back to their normal sagging state regardless of the industrial strength under wire.

Pool Time !!!!

It was a scorcher yesterday so after the kids got home from school they just had to go into thier itty bitty pool.Babygirl just jumps right in no hesitation involved she is getting so good at swimming she doesn't need her swimmy suit anymore.Well in their pool if she goes to the neighbors house she needs it their pool is huge. She does handstands now and flips it's amazing how good she has gotten. As you can see she is wearing shorts and a tank top I do need to get her a new bathing suit. What a task that is going to be I am so not looking forward to it. Not only because it cost way to much for a child size (almost as much as an adult) but because she is so darn picky. I know it is going to be an all day affair to find one. Good luck to me I say.
Sorry for removing the picture but I jusr watched law and order SVU and it was about pedafiles and how and what they do with kids pictures.So i am not putting my kids pics up anymore.

Now the boy he doesn't like to jump right in he is like me. It's all about letting each body part get used to the water.It takes him quite a long time to get all the way in. He makes me laugh though I am not sure how many of you know that boys swimming trunks have a mesh liner in them (well I guess you know now) but anywho my boy for some reason likes to keep on his undies. I asked him why and he says "in case my trunks fall down". I guess I can see his point I know if I was him I wouldn't want anyone to see my Shiny Hiney. He also likes to keep on a t-shirt he doesn't like to show off his killer abs. It's like pulling teeth to get him to put on a guinea-t (that's what The Man calls them) I guess he doesn't want to scare anyone with his "guns". If you knew how tiny his arms are you would be laughing at that last remark. Just to give you an idea of how tiny his arms are I can touch my forefinger to my pinky when I wrap them around his upper arm. I know you just put your fingers together to get an idea of what I'm saying. HA!HA!HA!

They had a great time swimming around splashing each other screaming yelling and that was just in the first 5 minutes. I decided it was way to hot to just sit there and watch them so I got in with them. The pool is so tiny it only comes to my waist so I do what any smart person who doesn't want the neighbors to see me in the kiddie pool would do.I grabbed my lawn chair and set it right in the middle of the pool and sat down on it.AHHHHH that was great. Now the water would cover all my body parts I sure do not want anyone seeing.I already have one man who loves me I don't want all the other men in the neighborhood to fall head over heels for me to.You know how it is when your smokin hottt!JK

It sure did feel good being in the pool I had mowed the lawn earlier and it was sooo hot. I still have more to do tomorrow though.It takes me a few days to mow our yard it is LARGE.If I did it all on the same day it would take me 4 hours. I know this because I did it once and I will not do it again my ass was so numb when I got done. Not to mention my boobs felt like they were going to bounce off my chest, or even give me a major black eye.Sometimes I wish I was a member of the itty bitty titty Committee. I have a new friend that is the president of said community.So I guess since I can't join that committee I will be joining the kids in the pool again after school because it was fun.

Idiot Lights

I want to thank the person or persons who invented the idiot light for cars. Today I had to go get gas for the lawn tractor and I am still getting used to this idea of pumping my own gas.

See in NJ all gas stations are full service you are not allowed to pump your own gas. That being said I filled up the gas can only spilled a litle on the can itself put it in the trunk close the trunk. Get in my car and am driving away I hear noises in the back but hey what do I care? The radio is playing some really good tunes I'm driving along LALALA!

For some reason I look down maybe to see if I am obeying the law and actually doing the speed limit or just cause sometimes I get bored while I'm driving and my eyes tend to wander.(That's a whole other post) Anywho I see the IDIOT light for the trunk is on.DUH! I guess I forgot to close the trunk.Maybe that was the noise I heard before (ya think?)What a moron I am. Good thing I only live about 5 minutes at the most from the station.

I guess next time I should make sure the trunk is actually closed before I drive on my merry way.

Got nothing to say today

I saw this image on glittergraphics and thought it was just the cutest.




This is a good quote for the way I am feeling this week

glitter-graphics.com

Is she crazy?

My neighbors must thinking I am off my rocker crazy. I have this problem I love toads & frogs. Not a problem right? Well I don't think so except for when it comes to mowing the lawn. We have a BIG yard almost 6 acres so we have a riding mower and I do the majority of the mowing because my husband isn't home much. If you read any of my blogs I have mentioned before that he is a truck driver so this keeps him away from home alot.

Anyway I enjoy riding the mower it is calming for me to ride around the yard cutting the grass looking at all the wildlife I see. But here's the problem along with having all this property comes lots of toads and frogs. Not a problem for me I think they are just so cute and squishy so while I am mowing away I am also on the look out for them making sure I don't accidentally mow one down. So whenever I see one I stop the mower and try to catch it to move it to a more secure mower free location. The thing is and this is what I mean when I say my neighbors must think I am crazy. Have you ever tried to catch a frog or toad? Well it is sometimes easier said than done.

Sometimes they hop so fast that I am running around in circles trying to get the little buggers. I know if I was in my house or yard watching this chick get off her mower and walk around in circles for a few mins every few feet or so. I would think to myself what the hell is this lady doing has she lost her mind or something? So I just would like to clear the air to all my neighbors I am not I repeat not crazy I am preserving the wildlife here in my yard.All of the toads and frogs in our neighborhood know they are safe here so come one come all to our yard and live a mower free existences.

P.S. I can not vouch for my dog not eating you though. SORRY

I have seen some strange things but this.......

Ok so I have been driving for oh let's see 20 years that can't be real that would make me 37 ok so I guess that's right. So anyway like I said I have been driving for a long time and I have seen a lot of dead things on the road (RIP). Cats, deer, squirrels, turtles, birds, an occasional dog . But never in my life until last week had I ever seen a dead FISH on the road.

I was going to my kids school for field day (my son's was the other day and my daughters was last week) anyway I am driving along and I see a dead fish in the road. It just blew me away I started laughing to myself and said only here in rural NC can you drive down the road and see a fishing laying in it.

So as I was driving I was saying to myself how in the world did it get there? Well ok it was next to a pond so maybe a goose or a duck was walking with it in it's mouth and it fell out. Or maybe someone went fishing and was walking along the road and dropped it. Who knows how or why it was there but I said to myself I am going to take a picture of it on my way back because no-one is going to believe me about it being there.

So I am driving getting out my cell phone to take the picture I am getting closer to where it is so I slow down and get the phone ready and it's gone. Someone or something came along and took it. Now I have no proof but I will never forget it.

Five Things That Make An 11 Year Old Boy Laugh

1. Boy"Mom know what's funny?"


Mom"Your face!'


That get's him every time.





2. Mom" son does your face hurt?"


Son "no why?"


Mom "because it's killing me"


(my brother used to say that to me all the time when I was a kid now I get to finally use it on someone)





3. When he let's gas out (fart) say would you tell your butt to stop talking smack





4.When he is sitting at the table doing his homework stand behind him and pass gas on his back (his daddy does that to him) he cracks up for hours at that one and even tells his friends.





5. Just say the word FART causes uncontrollable laughter (even works with 6 year old girls)

My Tornado bag

Why is it that thunderstorms always happen at night? The news said all day that storms were coming and no sooner did the sun go down and I hear the rumble in the distance.

OH NO! Panic sets in!!!

So I figure I will just sit and watch Greys so I turn on the TV and as soon as I do I see tornado watches for the county we live in. You see having lived in Jersey my whole life I never really was scared of thunderstorms, I'm not saying I liked them they may have made me a little uncomfortable but here in N.C . they just seem more intense.

Add to that the tornado watches and warnings and I find myself wishing my mommy and daddy were here.

So let me get back to where I was, so I see the warnings going across the screen and hear the thunder and see the flashes of lighten happening more and more frequently. The TV is freezing up (we have dish network it kept losing signal) I decide to get together what I call my tornado bag lol. Really it isn't funny if my friends could only see me I go around the house gathering up things for me and the kids.

What sort of things well undies to make sure if the tornado really does hit here and we lose everything at least me and the kids will have clean undies.Tissues because they fit in my so-called tornado bag better than a roll of TP. Snacks because well they to fit in my bag easier than ice to keep cheese or milk you know fridge things. A change of clothes for us all to ensure that we will be able to have clean clothes after a few days. (I don't know why I grab theses things I am in panic mode)

I also make sure to keep band aids and antibiotic cream in case someone gets a boo boo. I have to say one thing during all this panic and packing all I can think about (and I know some people will be upset with me but) is oh man I forgot to get smokes the store is going to be blown away and I am going to be out of cigs. That is the worst feeling if your a smoker knowing that something terrible might happen and there will not be any cigs to calm your nerves.

So while I'm packing and worried about the storm the kids the pets no smokes my husband calls (he is a truck driver and is on his way to California) he says "what ya doing?"

I say there is a bad thunderstorm going on there is watches and warnings all over the TV so I am getting things together. He says "what kind of things?"

Well I proceed to tell him the things I am packing and he starts laughing at me. I can not believe it I am here having a panic attack and he laughs. He says "Stinky" (that's what he calls me) "What are you doing?"

He thinks I worry to much about it but he is not here it's just me and the kids and I am a little uneasy. But anyway he calmed me down and I was finally able to gather my thoughts, you see while I was talking to him on the phone the storm had finished and to my wonderful surprise no TORNADO. So I get myself ready for bed because now I can sleep. While I am getting ready for bed I looked at my tornado bag and said I will put everything back in the morning.